http://www.brainsturbator.com/site/comments/fred_phelps_the_last_real_christian1/
Because of this article, I found out that Phelps maintains a list of all the press he gets, complete with a single sentence, incoherent commentary:
http://www.godhatesfags.com/news/wbcnews.html
Nice to know the old monster actually read my piece.
