I know it gets harder to believe with each passing day, but Brainsturbator is not dead. I have a number of articles on deck, but given the amount on my plate these days, I haven’t had the time to give Brainsturbator the attention it needs. In the last three months I was in full swing, I raised the bar pretty high on myself in terms of length, depth and breadth of research, so I have, in a sense, knucklefucked myself and perhaps in the future I’ll scale back a bit on the scope of my essays.
But just to repeat: Brainsturbator. Is. Not. Dead.
