Defusing the Apocalypse

There are those who call Brainsturbator audacious.  There are those who call Brainsturbator retarded.  Both camps will be proven right by today’s installation, a look at Project Blue Beam, which was a US military investigation into a rather unique form of psyops.  The stated goal was to create gigantic holographic projections of God over large cities and use the ultimate magic trick to make urban populations surrender.  Sadly, the technology to pull this off has existed for awhile.

Of course, merely having a Big Jesus show up overhead and speak some choice words won’t nescessarily be enough to gain control over a population.  Pulling this off effectively would require a very subtle mastery of psychological warfare, but then again, we’re not exactly discussing amateurs here: this is the Military-Industrial Complex getting sweaty with the National Security State.

Rather than wringing our hands about what foul plans lurk in wings, we propose that we should beat them to the punch. Here’s why.

The Operating Concept

First of all, know that this isn’t even classified: plane-mounted holographic projectors are on display on the Air Force website.

HOWEVER.

If you google Project Blue Beam for yourself, you’ll see an echo chamber.  Dozens of conspiracy websites mirroring the same content, uncritically, without making an attempt to verify details.  For instance, I can’t find any proof that NASA ever created such a project in the first place.  This would seem to be a reasonable place to start.

There is no copy of the plan, no quotes from the plan, no mention of who wrote it.  Considering I can make a case for HIV/AIDS being man-made, using nothing but publicly available research and facts, including considerable sworn testimony before Congress, this total lack of detail raises doubts to say the least.  The situation is reminiscent of a great “quote” by Henry Kissinger:

“Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond, whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government.”

The tagline attached to that quote: Speaking at the May 21, 1992 Bilderburgers meeting. Unbeknownst to Kissinger, his speech was taped by a Swiss delegate to the meeting.

I’d love to believe that, but I don’t.  I also don’t buy the panic and the fear I get in so many of these articles proclaiming impending doom.  Interestingly, most of the really panicked articles are from the late 1990s, when we all knew the world was about to end.  We’re still here, things have only gotten weirder.  Although it’s beyond the scope of this article, I think us weirdos need to have a serious conversation about wether or not the world is even capable of ending, or if there is some sort of control system keeping us from destroying ourselves.

I can only point you towards Quantum Suicide and move onwards:

Thanks A Lot, You Jerks

So it would appear Project Blue Beam is more urban myth than DARPA wet dream, but that’s not about to stop us from rebuilding the project from scratch.  We already mentioned the existing puzzle pieces in the first paragraph of this post.  The air force page on projected holograms was from this 1996 report, which, like so much information that really shouldn’t be, is still online.  God bless the Internets.

Can we create a cohesive Blue Beam theory without involving 911 or Princess Diana?  Yes. 

Remember that Henry Kissinger quote?  One reasion I don’t worry about it’s source is I have Ronald Reagan saying this on video:

“Our differences worldwide would vanish, it we were facing an alien threat from another world.” Click to download the mp3.

First, consider a few excerpts from this Washington Post article:

...but the “strategic” PSYOPS scheming didn’t die. What if the U.S. projected a holographic image of Allah floating over Baghdad urging the Iraqi people and Army to rise up against Saddam, a senior Air Force officer asked in 1990?

According to a military physicist given the task of looking into the hologram idea, the feasibility had been established of projecting large, three-dimensional objects that appeared to float in the air.

But doing so over the skies of Iraq? To project such a hologram over Baghdad on the order of several hundred feet, they calculated, would take a mirror more than a mile square in space, as well as huge projectors and power sources.

And besides, investigators came back, what does Allah look like?

The Gulf War hologram story might be dismissed were it not the case that washingtonpost.com has learned that a super secret program was established in 1994 to pursue the very technology for PSYOPS application. The “Holographic Projector” is described in a classified Air Force document as a system to “project information power from space ... for special operations deception missions.”

So clearly this is not a novel idea.  Also consider this disturbing conversation with a nameless French military official from Jacques Vallee book Messengers of Deception:

“Will you tell me what the disappearance of Franck Fontaine was all about?”

“We refer to the operation as an Exercise of General Synthesis. A highly-placed personality has done detailed planning for it.” [ He mentioned the name of a cabinet member with vast connections to the world of high technology.]

“How many people were in the know?”

“No more than ten to fifteen, all at a high enough level to establish what sort of manipulation was justified under the state secrets rule.”

“What were your objectives?”

“The operation was structured around military, scientific, and political goals. It was purely national and had no impact beyond our borders.”

“What happened to Fontaine?”

“We put him to sleep and he was kept under an altered state of high suggestibility.”

“Were you also using the media? Did you have wider objectives?”

“I cannot answer your question. But if this operation had been completed, the next phase would have been far worse.”

“Why are you telling me all this?”

“I have my own reasons.”

“Aren’t you afraid I will publish this interview?”

“Anything you publish will simply be denied.”

A Strange Diversion in Jerusalem

“For 1,500 years, Jews, Christians, and Muslims have fought for control of this 35-acre plateau in the heart of Jerusalem. The dispute remains one of the main obstacles to peace in the Middle East. Jewish teachings say that a temple must be built here - many say on the exact spot where the Dome now stands - in order to induce the arrival of the Messiah and the coming of peace on Earth. Fundamentalist Christians interpret this to mean the Second Coming of Christ and actively encourage Jewish building efforts. Muslims categorically oppose any encroachment on their holy site, from which they believe Mohammed ascended to heaven to receive the Koran.

All sides acknowledge that tensions on the hill have the potential to start a war, but Hayutman believes he has found a way to resolve the intractable conflict. “What most people see is that if the Muslims are here, surely there is no temple,” Hayutman says. “They do not understand that technology has given us the tools to realize the prophecy right now.”

He has two big ideas, two ways to engineer the apocalypse. The first: a hovering holographic temple. Hayutman wants to set up an array of high-powered, water-cooled lasers and fire them into a transparent cube suspended beneath a blimp. The ephemeral, flickering image, he says, would fulfill an ancient, widely revered Jewish prophecy that the temple will descend from the heavens as a manifestation of light. Hayutman hopes to finance the project with some of the proceeds from a $20 million patent-infringement suit he and his partners have filed against Palm.

It may sound crazy, but every other effort at peace has failed, and partisans on all sides are surprisingly open to Hayutman’s proposals. People in the Middle East are used to radicals who carry guns and explosives. Hayutman is a radical who envisions a peaceful, technological advent to the end of the world.”

---from this Wired article

The Biggest Joke Ever

So let’s do it ourselves, now.  If not now, tomorrow.  Don’t get it twisted, though, we’re not proposing that we dupe whole cities in believing some God bullshit --- we’re too lazy to run the world.  If we were to project the gigantic, 3-D likeness of Barney the Dinosaur across the skies of Los Angeles, Washington D.C, or Tokyo, it would be so absurd it would effectively innoculate people against Blue Beam technology. Aside from it’s sheer size, there’s nothing scary or even transcendent about Barney --- and he’s also a very ubiquitous image.

Think about it.  Pulling off this operation, which is actually downright modest by Brainsturbator standards (remember Urban Assault Forestry?), and then announcing to the world what we had done and why, would be a beautifully simple coup.  Not only have we defused a huge threat to human safety and really pissed off a lot of would-be world controllers, but we’ve done it without firing a shot, or nescessarily having to “expose” a conspiracy.  We simply nullify the conspiracy by doing it first, with deliberately goofy content.

In fact, this scheme might provide the biggest hassle to Jesus himself, as well as our ancient alien creators from Nibiru.  Once they actually do come back to initiate the Great Judgement or the Infernal Harvest or whatever, they will arrive to find an utterly jaded populace too cynical to be impressed any miracles these once-mighty “Gods” could muster.  There are some things man was not meant to know --- or maybe that’s just Archon propaganda.

A ROUGH HOW-TO FROM AGENT WATSON

From Graffiti Research Laboratory, we got a real-deal recipe for a rudimentary setup:

1 PC Laptop - ASUS A8JS - Core 2 Duo 1.83 Ghz 1GB Ram Nvideo Geforce Go 7300 256MB - VGA and DVI out.
1 Pansonic PTD5600U 5000 ANSI Lumens 1024x768 DLP Projector.
1 Watec 221S Security/Astrononmy Camera with manual iris zoom lens.
1 Bogen magic arm and super clamp.
1 Pinnacle PCTV USB capture card.
1 60mW Green Laser (super illegal in a lot of places and very dangerous)
and loads and loads of AAA batteries.